Waikiki 2006 by SMU Sports Union
February 19, 2006
Siloso Beach, Sentosa
Sylvia Ang gives you the highs of
chunky abs and revealing bikinis
Indulge
in the sins of the 21st century at Waikiki 2006! This is the century where hunky
dudes brazenly show off their chunky abs and slinky ladies boldly mill the beach
of Siloso in their more than revealing bikinis. There was in fact a general
tide of minimally dressed bodies bobbing their heads to the surge of sports
and games.
Organised by the SMU Sports Union, the beach event featured numerous sports
and games, and the not-to-be-missed Are You Hot Pageant. Funkygrad was right
there at Siloso Beach on the Saturday of 19 Feb to give you 3 HUGE reasons why
Waikiki 2006 kicked ass.
1)
Nobody could say 'no' to play at Waikiki!
For
ladies who want only to pose in all grandeur lying on the golden brown sand,
there is no good enough reason not to participate. With a range of sports such
as Frisbee and Beach Volleyball, one could hardly be able to pull off by claiming
"But there isn't a sport I can play!" With mixed categories and most
sports requiring at least one lady to form a team, it's the perfect occasion
for the gentlemen to subtly coerce their flabby girlfriends to join the games!
Adding to the fun are Pushball and Captain's Ball where one can register
a team on the spot. Never heard of Pushball? It is a game involving two teams
pushing a humongous (bigger than the average jockey) ball, competing to push
the ball into each other's try area. More than a little violent, the teams actually
managed to inflate a ball (and I meant the real ball) during the competition!
2)
Ogle without guilt
If
you have been trying to peer at that dazzling lady in school for the past 3
months but is worried that your gal will catch you red-handed, Waikiki is a
great chance to ogle without guilt! With temperature-raising performances by
The Sapphires (SMU Cheerleaders), one could officially (yes, officially!) stare
up short skirts and not get a slap on the face! The sensuous salsa dancers worked
the stage with oozing charm and grace through their spins and twirls, stopping
many in their track (forget that soccer ball!).
The ladies had their share of the fun too, feasting their eyes on cute break
dancers from FUYO with their gravity-defying moves and sleek hip-hop antics.
One could barely tear one's eyes from the tangle of arms and legs of which they
emerge from, spinning and head-standing!
3)
(You want to look?) Be prepared to be looked at!
Satisfying
that clandestine narcissism in each of us, the Waikiki committee had talent
scouts scour the beach checking out hot babes and hunks for the Are You Hot
Pageant. Ladies and Gentlemen anticipating that deferred breakthrough moment
where you will be discovered: strut your stuff! Three babes and three hunks
were eventually picked to perform the catwalk. The judges consisted of SMU Deans
and Professors who judged according to the contestants' sporty appearance, spontaneity,
physical attractiveness and the ability to present themselves well.
With
captivating wit and alluring looks, the contestants battled their way through
a Q & A segment, which turned out a hilarious event. Marie Tan, 20 (SMU
Social Science) was stumped when she was asked whether she would keep her bikini
top or bottom on if she has to make a choice. Apparently more concerned with
her upper half, she chose to bare the bottom. She has a cute ass.
Lee Jian Feng, 22 (SMU School of Business) was asked to demonstrate why he
was hot. Struck dumb at first, he recovered and attempted take off his pants
with a look of exasperation! (The MCs managed to stop him just in time, to the
dismay of many ladies!) Jian Feng impressed the judges enough with his spontaneity
and to win the pageant.
Before we sign off, we just have to say love Waikiki to bits because young
girls like us get to flaunt our flat tummies and cute boys like them get to
show off their toned abs. And we also have to say it's not an SMU thing because
some of the hottest girls we spotted that day study in NTU. Go figure.
More photos of Waikiki
2006 at the Funkygrad Gallery
